A man walked into the emergency room with a 9 iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor on duty says "Good Lord man! How did THAT happen?"
The man says "Well, my wife and I were out golfing when she sliced one into a cow pasture on the 7th hole. Being a considerate husband, I went to help her look for her ball. I'm stepping carefully around cow patties when I notice something white sticking out of a cows behind. I move closer
and sure enough, it's a golf ball. That's when I made my mistake."
The doctor says "What was that?"
The man replied "I lifted up the cow's tail and said 'Honey, this one looks like yours!"
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Golfing injury
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