Saturday, January 06, 2007

Hooker

A guy meets a hooker in a bar.

She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."

The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"

He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

1 comment:

Hemaworstje said...

hilarious, damn , good thing you keep telling good jokes , they are to underappreciated.
pictures cant be taken into yr pocket into the city , jokes hower do.

Tx enzo.