Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Things that are hard to say....

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

  • Specificity
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

  • Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more beer for me.
  • Sorry, but you're not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
  • Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Thanks Joe P.

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