Dear diary

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. 

Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.  So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year,.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!  Helllooooo?  It's been a year!  (I told him.)

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....  He didn't call back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.

Thanks Phyllis