Monday, September 19, 2005

Lottery Winner

Man_with_lottery_ticket_01A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts to his wife at the top of his lungs,"Pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The wife says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," he says. "Just get the hell out."

 

 

 

Thanks Cuzin Phyl

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