Monday, September 12, 2005

"I not come work today"

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got  headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do that you say and I feel great.   I be at work soon.  You got nice house."...

Thanks Phyl

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