To do nude or not to do nude

From the list of 190 things to do nude:

• Aerobics  (but not at the fitness center)
• Bathe  (I can’t argue with this one)
• Buff the floor  ( pun intended I assume)
• Bowling (?)
• Cards (Strip poker I guess)
• Fishing (Watch out for that hook)
• Gardening  (OK, I’ll buy that)
• Go to church (If you’re at a nudist colony perhaps)
• Hanging out (pun deifnitely intended)
• Jet skiing (not this guy)
• Mud Football (is mud wrestling the same thing?)
• Night swimming (skinny dipped a few times)
• Paying the bills (Is there any other way?)
• Scrabble  (?)
• Vaccuuming (if I vaccuumed I’d do it naked)
• Window washing (peek-a-boo)
• Wood chopping (careful there)

From the list of 74 thingd NOT to do nude

• BBQ sizzling meat (ouch)
• Beekeeping  (I can understand this one)
• Carry an angry cat  (been there - survived that)
• Drive during rush hour (Where’s your spirit of adventure?)
• Frying bacon (Can’t argue with that one)
• Making a snow angel (BRRRR)
• Paintball (ouch)
• Playing leapfrog (depends on who you’re playing with)
• Remove a hornet’s nest (DUH!)
• Sit on an ant hill (wow, that itches just thinking about it)
• Slide down an unfinished banister (Can you say SPLINTER?)
• Train an attack dog  (Yikes)
• Working with dry ice (Talk about freezer burn)
• Weed whacking (Is that what they’re calling it now?)

The complete To do nude or not to do nude list

via Growabrain