Friday, July 15, 2005

A pain in the ass

Why anus surgery sucks.

  • Sitting in traffic.
  • Eating (because of what happens later)
  • Being the butt of all the jokes at your place of employment, enduring many wondrous puns like "Glad you didn't meet your end, Leon" followed by uncontrollable sniggers.
  • Bathing in chemicals, rather than being able to clean yourself with loo paper.
  • And, enriching the sons of Satan over at the hygienic pad factory because I'm now going through more pads in one week than any well functioning woman does in a year.

Read the humorous story of one man’s jouurney through anus surgery.

via Coolios Weblog

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